Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
In a hatch-back.
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What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where do books sleep?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
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