What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?