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Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Where do ants go to eat?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?