Why do fish live in salt water?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?