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Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

Why is winter considered holy?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?