What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did the echo get detention?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?