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What's the most expensive plate in church?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

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What is the loneliest cheese?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

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What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?