What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you call a short cow?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?