Where do belly buttons go to college?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?