Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do cows like to dance to?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What sweet treat never panics?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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