Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where does water do all its banking?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
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