What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why are winter days great?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do you give a sick pig?

What type of flower grows up too fast?