What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why did the turkey cross the road?