What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What is the coolest country?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Which dance will a chicken not do?