What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

It's Crowded!

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Where does cheese invest its money?