What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Which family member is always relieved?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What tree has the most bark?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?