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Where do automobiles have picnics?

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

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