What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
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