What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
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