What are the smartest highways in the world?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?