Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do fairies always drink?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?