Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Families are like fudge.

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do stars celebrate in December?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?