Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?