How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
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