What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?