What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Who invented fractions?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

How does a taco bless the table?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?