Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?