Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do billboards talk?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How does a cow do math?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
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