Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
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