Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

How do fleas travel?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?