What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What is a table you can eat?
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