Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What sport is full of interior designers?