What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
What birds make average students?
What animal has the most fun?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
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