Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How can you make 7 even?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

How do you make a bear really angry?