Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why are books always so angry?

What do math teachers eat?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What's the biggest moth in the world?