Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call octopus twins?