Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?