Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?