Why was the bee sad?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What does an evil hen lay?