To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?