Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?