Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why was the spider so smart?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?