How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why was the fish so smart?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?