What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?