What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do nosey peppers do?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

How do lawyers say goodbye?