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What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What insect runs away from everything?