Why are ghosts such bad liars?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

How do you organize a space party?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?