What is a spider's favorite book?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What animal loves Indian food?

Which family member is always relieved?