Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Which relative loves rice?
What kind of books do boats write?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
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