Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
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What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
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