What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What is an archer's favorite store?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?