Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Where do kittens go to school?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What did autumn say to summer?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why are baseball games at night?