What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Which animal should never work for the government?