What might you call waking up in the morning?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?