What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why do mice need oiling?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What school subject really rocks?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why was the dog overweight?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?