What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What fairy loves to count?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why do cats always get what they want?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?