What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why do cows wear bells?