What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Families are like fudge.