Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What time of day was Adam created?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.