Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?