Why didn't the melons get married?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?