Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
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