Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How long will dinner be?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
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