What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?