Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
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