Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What's the noisiest food?
How long will dinner be?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
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