What animals love to close envelopes?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?