What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
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What condiment has wings?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
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