What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?