How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did summer say to spring?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
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