Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What's the laziest vegetable?