How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Can February March?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why did spring break up with winter?