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Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What do you call a sad latte?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you do when two snails fight?