Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the stair machines call each other?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Where do hamsters come from?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?