Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?