How does a taco bless the table?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What's the most masculine animal?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?