How is life like toilet paper?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Do dads always snore?