Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?