Why was the fabric always laughing?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?