Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What bird is losing its hair?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?