A book just fell on my head.

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why do two skunks argue?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?