What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What did one plate say to the other?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?