What's the most expensive plate in church?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?