What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
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