What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

How does a taco bless the table?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?