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Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

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What do sprinters eat before a race?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

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What did the antelope husband call his wife?