Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do cows say when you milk them?
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