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He has a green thumb.
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Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
When do mice play every day?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What day never takes itself seriously?
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