Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
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