What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What condiment has wings?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Which band is always treated like royalty?