What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why do plants hate algebra?
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