Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What are baby potatoes called?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?