What did the wolf say to the flea?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

A book just fell on my head.

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?