How was the wedding?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?