Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How long will dinner be?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
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