Why are sandals so indecisive?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why do cows wear bells?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?