What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
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