What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What sweet treat never panics?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What is a cow's dream job?