What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?