Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What type of car do planets buy?

How do you make a cow float?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?