What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
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