What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What day is your mom always right?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
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