Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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