Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is a cow's dream job?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
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