Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do fish use for glasses?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do bees buzz?
Why can't you trust a pig?
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