Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
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What farm animal is best at karate?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What sport do horses love to play?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
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