What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?