Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
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