Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!