Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
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