What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
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