What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?