What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What game do bats excel at?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do cows say on NYE?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
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