Why are frogs always so happy?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you call a dog in space?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?