Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Which fly makes films?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What's a cat's favorite color?