What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the frog starve?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
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