What vegetables make the best music?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do fairies always drink?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

How do bears keep cool?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?