What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?