What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What do you call a tired tree?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do naked fish play with?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?