What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What fairy loves to count?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why do librarians never make plans?
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