What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What shape is bad at driving?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?