What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?