What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why do porcupines always win the game?