What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?