What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why was the dog overweight?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?