What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?