What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why are winter days great?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What type of pasta helps you relax?