How can you make 7 even?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What's the most masculine animal?

What did the sickly elevator say?