What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What are you studying in math?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why are fish such good architects?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What is a table you can eat?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?