Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What says: oom oom oom?

What time of day was Adam created?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?