What day never takes itself seriously?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Where do polar bears vote?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?