What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What siblings are always sad?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?