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Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Where do actors go to pray?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?