Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What's the most masculine animal?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the professor write on the window?

How do you make a bandstand?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?