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Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do math teachers eat?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

How is cat food sold?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?