What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What did one plate say to the other?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?