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A toll-house road.
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What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do bees say in the summer?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
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