What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
A toll-house road.
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
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