What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What is the color of the wind?

What type of dog loves to take showers?