Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
When does a horse talk?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What animal has the most fun?
How do you wash a lamb?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
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