Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
What animal likes to party the most?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do fish do at parades?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How much does freedom weigh?
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