Why did the cow cross the road?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?