What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What is the loneliest cheese?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why are grandkids so great?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?