Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What tea do footballers drink?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

How do billboards talk?