Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?