Why do cows go to New York?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?